Young Agent Jones: Music & Lyrics

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I first felt the power of post-dated cheese
When I choked some down and fell to my knees
It blinded me slightly and my stomach turned

But I was empowered
I can see through six inches of steel
My eyes cook apples right through the peel
I spin faster than my rod and reel
All because of an old cheddar wheel

Peculiarly puzzled, time slowly crept on
Until I realized the cheese was from Krypton
Soon I received letters, soon I was the talk of the town
I should not let this go to my head

I am the Supreme Being, Master of Earth, and Ruler of All
Well, I'm the baddest motha' on my block as far as I know
Soon I'll be crushing our leaders and eating Jell-O with my feet
And it's all because of an extra-terrestrial cheese

Each day my friends and I rule
And hope that no one's going to bother us
I only fear lactose intolerance